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A soccer ball, basketball, tennis ball, golf ball are all round.
A shuttlecock... well... that's a special shape.
Legend has it, 2000 years ago this sport called "Badminton"
was passed from the east to India.
From India to England
and to the present eventually becoming an Olympic event.
Badminton is about speed and the fluctuation of the "Eb" and “Flow".
If one's not careful
the loss of Eb or Flow is the loss of the game.
Eb and Flow is the fate of the journey.
The key to badminton lies there.
As they say "All heroes come from humble beginnings".
Every athlete here
have experienced successes and failures
successes and failures, over and over again
before they get to where they are now.
Take for example this athlete.
A finely tuned athletic specimen.
(Ng Kau Sau)
But... there was a time ago, when this athlete... was
let's say a... fat, lazy, dumb cunt.
Hey!
I'm talking to you!
Tell me who sleeps during their work?
Get up!
Get up and work!
Your brother sees you like this he'll be fuming.
If I was your mother, I'd whip the shit of you!
Just be on time, you fat, lazy, dumb cunt!
Can you work a little bit faster?
Mother died because you were so pathetic!
Just get out of here!
Deliver the take-away!
Are you that cold?
Mind the time, ya piece of shit!
At her brother's local village restaurant.
She is constantly being berated by her big brother.
Who would of believed 10 years ago.
She was the Queen of badminton winning a total of 7 consecutive titles.
Your a beast!
Your a monster!
Just Leave!
Shut up!
Unfortunately she had a violent streak.
She berated and totally demoralized her assistant
also injuring her team mate in one of her violent rages.
Get up!
Let's just give up then!
If you don't get up, how do you expect us to win?
Furthermore.
In her violent outbreak she attacked her opponent with her racket.
The Central Badminton Commission issued her a life ban from all competitions.
As they say when lucks are misfortunes, you feel like your walking backwards.
Ng Kau Sau aka "Beast" Ng, thought she had hit rock bottom.
Until she bumped into an old "friend“."
Her assistant.
The new Badminton Champion!
(Champion)
Beast Ng
10 years ago she was the badminton champion! Beast Ng!
It it wasn't for her ruthless and scrupulous training methods
I wouldn't be the current reigning Badminton Champion.
She played a large part in this award!
Give her a round of applause!
Your looking good!
You must be training again!
I'm pretty sure your training again.
How about this.
Just one game!
Play! Play! Play! Play!
Why?
Why is this happening?
You are all fucking cunts!
You are a Beast!
Get away from me!
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- Don't touch me! - What the fuck are you doing again?
Why are you holding me?
At this moment in time
not even her beloved brother
can understand the pain and anguish she is going through.
Fate is unpredictable but the answers always lie within ones self.
Just when Beast Ng had given up
all hope on life.
She came across a strange phenomenon in the sky
that would change her life forever.
This is the evening news.
Of recent days the weather has been behaving in an unusual manner.
There have been reports of unusual bright lights in the sky.
In the New Territories there were reports of.
Unidentified Flying Objects zipping through the sky.
All reports are speculative at this moment.
All citizens are advised to remain calm.
Please report all strange activities to the police...
Get me the the police!
Someone wants to kill me!
I'm in... Yuen Long.
At the abandon school at the last village.
"At a place called “One Spirit" Badminton Club.
Hello?
Help! Help me!
Rackets
are used for sports
please don't...
Help! Help me!
Don't Move.
Police!
Drop your weapon!
Ms. Ng.
You said you saw a shuttlecock shaped meteorite fall from the sky.
Then an alien chased you
to the "One Spirit“ Badminton Club."
We searched the club but didn't find anything out of the ordinary.
We did find out that the school is one of your family's properties.
It's owned by your brother Ng Kau Jun and your uncle Ng King Sui
they also rented it out to person called Lau Dan.
Didn't they tell you?
How do I know who they rent the place to?
Do you what kind of a person you guys have rented your place to?
He is the infamous cold blooded murderer from 10 years ago...
Lau Dan.
Early this morning there was an armed robbery
at a jewellery shop in North Point
5 million in cash and large amounts of gold are missing.
On escape the armed men open fired on the police erupting in a shootout
this resulting in severe casualties.
Here is a video shot by an eyewitness
showing the situation inside.
Gunshots were heard outside.
After the press conference, the police released the names of the armed men.
Lam Chiu.
Estimated height of 1.73 meters
slim to medium build, pale skin.
He lost his left hand after a confrontation with the police.
His hand was blown clean off by a hand grenade.
He has now replaced it with a hook attachment.
He is mentally unstable with homicidal tendency.
(Lam Chiu)
Ma Kwun, estimated height of 1.75 meters
robust build.
Has partial vision due to a gunshot wound
is emotionally volatile
and extremely violent.
(Ma Kwun)
The ring leader Lau Dan
estimated height of 1.78 meters
dark skin
suspected to be linked with multiple armed robberies.
He is the mastermind of the group.
(Lau Dan)
Sergeant
we found nothing.
We've got all their statements.
We have to let them go.
Lau Dan.
Just because you have been released, does not mean you are free!
I will keep on bringing you in if you keep on offending!
Fuck your tits!
What are you doing?
Why are you at the police station?
Stop the ruckus!
Come over and finish of the paperwork.
O.k.
Don't be so cocky
I've got my eye on You.
Let them go!
What are you doing here?
You homeless bum!
You think that's fashionable?
I'm asking what are you doing here?
Just leave here!
Was it really a meteorite that crashed to earth that night?
Or is Beast Ng just hallucinating?
Is it just a homeless bum or an alien?
Beast Ng had no way of knowing.
She only knew right now
the encounter had rekindled a spark deep inside her!
What's up?
Brother.
Today I saw something
it looked like a shuttlecock shaped meteorite falling from the sky
it's a sign from above!
I want to play badminton again!
No need to worry.
I will arrange everything for you.
This Lau Dan.
What's he trying to pull off?
Your uncle didn't even ask for my advice
and rented out the school to him
with a formal contract and all.
We can't just kick them out!
Pretend to set up a Badminton club
as a cover.
The real fact is.
They just want to rob our village!
Pretending to be nice to us!
You needn't think to much.
It's simple.
Go to the school
see what they are up to.
If the badminton school is a cover.
We call the police!
Run them out of the village!
You know how to play badminton.
If anything happens
just tell them you want to join the club
then you can find out if they're for real.
When time comes I will find a top pro to help you.
It'll be fine!
I don't want to go!
Your the only one?
Just me. Please don't kill me!
Brother Dan!
Here's another one!
Grandma Mui, you're the top pro my brother was talking about?
At my age I don't ask questions anymore.
This time you really got us in deep shit!
Brothers!
Weapons!
It's in your jacket pocket Brother Dan.
It's a gun!
Please, no!
Please don't, please don't.
HQ!
Hello?
Ah... This hearing aid is playing up... Hello?
Sorry...
As you know we use to work the streets
collected many injuries and wounds along the way!
Come, Let me introduce...
Today
is the Lau Dan Badminton Club recruitment day.
These are our 2 coaches.
Kwun and Chiu.
They are caring and patient instructors.
Although.
They're is just the 2 of you...
There is us as well!
(aka Suck Nipple Cheung)
Ho.
So today's recruitment day?
Yes it is!
So nice to see you bring so many people to join and support.
Welcome! Welcome!
Don't need to welcome us!
Iam not here to join the club!
We came here today to have a party.
A farewell party for you guys!
Iam
the founder of the Fury Club.
This place is my Pa's.
He might not know who he rented this place to but I do!
You're all a bunch thieves!
Hey!
We were before
now we have moved on from that life!
My house is close to here.
You must be hereto rob my house.
- Brother, how do I address you? - Get the fuck away!
You guys want to fight!?
Hey hey! Stop fighting!
We're all professional athletes here.
Bullshit!
You guys know how to play badminton?
Any of you guys know how to play
come out here!
Master
let's forget it.
In fact Master is also our coach as well.
He once was a legend of the badminton world.
They nicknamed him Champion "Flying Devil" Chik
20 years ago he was the top player in the national team.
(Master Champion Chik)
You found a drunk for a coach.
Finish your puking before you come and play.
You really think he can play?
People might be scared of you.
But I'm not.
Our worst player, please step out!
Alright.
We play doubles!
Go.
If we lose we can go home earlier.
Go!
Let's start!
Go Team!
Let's Go!
Go Team!
Let's Go!
Are you nervous?
You don't have to be.
I went from a thief
to being a successful athlete
along the way...
I had to sacrifice a lot of things
to get to where I am now.
It wasn't easy.
Don't worry.
Trust me
we'll settle.
Don't return it.
Trust me.
Ah... left court, left court.
This ones mine! I'll take it, I'll take it!
Yeah! Yeah!
You should of blocked that!
We'll settle
I'm fucking bored!
Come on! How about you serve!
Yes!
Boss, are you alright?
Fuck your tits! You playing or you sniping!
Speak! Who are you!
She was the Queen of Hong Kong Badminton 10 years ago!
Ng Kau Sau!
So does that mean she has the right to snipe!
Wahh!!
I have said it before
rackets are used for playing sports!
Better stop brother Dan
or else someone will die!
Stay Calm!
What are you doing? No fighting!
Stop fighting! Stop Fighting! Hey!
Stop Fighting!
Stop fighting! Stop Fighting! Hey!
Have you got all their ID information?
Yes madam!
Who called the police?
I called the police!
Take off your sunglasses!
O.k.
Madam look at this
they ruined my clothes, it smells like shit!
I will sue them until they are locked away!
Huh?
Just stop pretending!
Madam, He bashed in his face!
This has nothing to do with me.
Are you even human?
If I'm not human, what am I.
An kitchen exhaust fan?
Madam, please don't trust them!
They're all thieves!
I have 10 upstanding citizens to be eyewitnesses.
Everyone please get up for the madams!
Everyone get back down!
Get down! Get down!
You need to get down too!
I can be a witness
we recorded the whole thing.
Yeah!
Yeah, everything!
You'll see who started the fight!
You finished? Get down!
The urn ashes - The urn ashes.
- Hurry it up. - Brother Dan the urn ashes.
What?
The urn ashes.
Hey! Thanks a lot guys!
Miss Ng right?
I got to see your brilliance with my own eyes!
It was supreme!
Can you be our coach?
We can join competitions!
Don't joke with me.
Hey, you do know about the big tournament!
The Fantastic 5 Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships.
There are no age limit, no requirements
anyone's allowed to enter.
That's why we formed the team to recruit more elite professionals
so they can bring us to another level!
Hey, If you guys don't even know how to play.
It's already over!
You know what I'm saying... of course we're not done!
We've got to tell the people.
We are making a fresh start!
Actually which sentence did you hear of mine?
Thank-you so much!
For accepting to be our coach.
We are extremely happy!
We will see you tomorrow
say "thank-you coach"
thank-you coach.
Thank-you so much!
- See you tomorrow! - Thank you!
- Our luck is beginning to turn. - Hmm.
Arr, really... hey!
How is he?
Where's Kwun?
Has he stop bleeding yet?
It's still gushing
well that's good - Let's go!
Then... Should we help stop the bleeding?
What? He has diarrhea?
Brother what is this place?
This is your uncle Ng King Sui's ancestral antique house.
You said you wanted to play badminton, right?
Just follow me.
Please come in - ok
come in.
Suck Nipple Cheung.
Ha! It's you?
Come on, give it to him.
He's your uncle Ng King Sui's son.
Suck Nipple Cheung.
He just got back from America, it has been 30 years.
Sister.
Long time no see.
You've grown fatter
come on, let's take a seat.
Thank you
- please take a seat. - Sure, sure.
My being and my heart is for Buddha
money
doesn't matter to me.
Just take a look at that dinosaur fossil
25 million dollars US
hey, hey, don't touch that...
That is the fossil of the dinosaur's feces.
That must be extremely valuable.
Cash doesn't matter
those foreign bastards looked down on us Chinese
and stole our things.
What I hate the most is people looking down on me!
At the moment big corporate companies want to invest into my stadium arenas
I personally
feel that badminton in China will prosper
I will definitely make it into a big industry
to gain back our pride
and beat those foreign barstards.
Great!
Good crab boy!
Also we need to deal with those thieves
they also look down on me
everyday they are near Pa's school
they're always eyeing my treasures
I already have a great position for you, sister
since they all listen to you
you should go and coach them
behold
this Buddha statue
you give to them
as a greetings gift.
If there is anything suspicious
we'll frame them for stealing from me
and arrest all those motherfuckers!
After we succeed.
You will join our team and be our new coach
I'm not going!
They aren't nice people.
You see! It's always me again
every single time it's me going.
If you're so smart, then why don't you go, always taking advantage of me.
Welcome! Welcome!
Please welcome them!
Come over
come, come, we welcome you!
This flag here
was made especially for you
as souvenir
come
please sit!
Tea!
Have some tea, coach!
We're grateful to have you as our coach.
The truth is we might look scary on the outside
but we are kind at heart on the inside
right?
We actually have another coach over there
we hope you can work hand in hand with him
so we can reap double the benefits
uh, I also brought some gifts too
just a little something.
This is for you
a dried salted duck?
This is for you
this is for you
thank-you
what about the Buddha statue...
oh, right
what is this?
It's black
don't you think it's a little to long?
Why would you want it shorter, men should have it longer!
The Buddha statue.
Hey!
I can't see anything
what? You can see your dead mother?
I said I can't see anything!
That's good then!
What are you laughing at you cripple!
It was designed by NASA.
It is a high spectral frequency hearing aid.
Hello?
Hello? You need to fix it, I can't hear anything
who's there? Who's there? Come out!
So sorry, I'm really sorry!
Come out now...
Brother Dan!
Are you alright?
His ear's hurting!
What the hell? You screwing with us?
Take your trash back!
Go!
What?
I say go now!
Coffee or tea.
Protect the Coach!
Run, run!
Master.
Please take it easy on her master!
Coach... Coach!
Run, run!
Coach don't leave.
Master no!
Coach!
We really need you!
Coach!
Grandma Mui.
Slow down Grandma Mui!
Hurry UP!
Hey! Coach!
Why are you running coach?
Chiu.
Brother Crazy dog What are you doing here?
What are you up to lately?
Play badminton.
Badminton, I like badminton, give us a call!
Thieves! Don't move! You little thief!
Run, run!
Take it easy! Take it easy!
Grandma Mui!
Sister!
Sister, come over here!
Watch me flying kick their testicles onto the floor until they make a popping sound!
Don't fight!
Don't fight! Don't fight!
Don't...
Don't fight!
Chiu Stop! Stop fighting!
Stop fighting! Stop fighting! Stop fighting! Stop fighting!
Stop!
There's a misunderstanding...
A misunderstanding?
I just saw a couple of people sneaking around my backyard
when I came chasing out they were already starting to flee!
I always knew it was you guys!
I just saw you have a meeting with other people!
We didn't meet up with anyone.
If we have done anything wrong...
I brought all our weapons to beat the living daylights out of you!
Ping!
Nice shot! Good crab!
Brother Dan!
Sor... Sor... Sor... I'm really sorry!
No problem, no problem.
No problem?
Beat him up!
Don't fight! Don't fight!
This is getting out of control.
The police will definitely come and check!
What are you scared of? I have so many eyewitnesses
hey, didn't I already promise
to put the Buddha statue at their place.
By that time you get to arrest them without making the situation any bigger!
Sister
great plan!
I nearly forgot about the Buddha statue!
Fuck your tits!
The heavens will take care of these barstards!
We don't need to argue with these uncivilized barstards.
You watch your back!
Let's.
Brother Dan, are you alright?
Get away!
I told you not to fight!
Remember what we said the day we were released?
The 3 of us would start a fresh!!
You just couldn't help yourself! Just leave!
So does that mean we have to bear it every time?
Just let people beat us and not defend ourselves?
Then count me out!
Just shut the fuck up, you cripple!
Brother Dan!
With how all this turned out.
I feel I am partially responsible.
It's not your fault.
After a good nights sleep, Brother Dan and Chiu will be alright.
The 3 of us met when we were kids.
We had nothing!
We had no money, no father, no mother.
That's why we promised ourselves never to be bullied!
Brother Dan was the best fighter
the most aggressive
that's why if he ask me to steal, I steal
afterwards, he met Master during his time in prison.
Master used to be on the national team
just don't know how and when
he managed to drink himself into he's current state.
Master would always say to Brother Dan.
To master badminton you must overcome adversity at the critical moment.
Never give up!
Never be afraid of how much you're down by
at that moment
you start to fight back!
Turn Eb into Flow, defeat into victory!
The funny thing is
he could never achieve it.
The truth is, none of us can do it.
Chiu!
Come and have a beer
hey, Brother Crazy Dog.
How could you just take off and leave like that?
Sorry about just now
getting you beat up.
Yeah, you use to cover for me.
Chiu!
Wasn't the old times much better
we had the courage, the strength
we could do everything
hey...
Now the world has changed so much
you see
even I'm giving up smoking.
Now, when I have good jobs I always share it with the brothers.
First of all
we need to work those villages
and get some cash
afterwards we head over to Macau
and go for a big one!
We can't do it without you!
Come on
let's drink!
Hey, sister
you need to use the toilet?
I'm giving this back to you!
That means your not helping out?
They really just want to play badminton!
Stop harassing them!
You don't even know how to play badminton
I don't know how'?
Stop looking down on me!
You're the one that looks down on other people!
You weren't saying
that before when you ask me to release them
I don't know how to play...
I'm way better than you!
I'll use heavy resources to find a way superior coach than you to coach me!
Ping!
I'm so angry! Go to the rooftop and shoot an airplane down for me!
I misunderstood you guys before
starting from today, I have officially decided to be your coach.
Here is your hearing aid.
Here are your glasses.
This time they should work perfectly.
What about me'?
I told you to sleep earlier last night, just getting up now!
Sorry, Brother Dan.
You get one as well
your new hand.
Let's start training!
Follow me!
Hurry UP!
Whoa, that grandma can run so fast!
A grandma that can run fast
means more creases in the arse!
Huh?
I will explain to you the machinations through the bi-lateral rotational theory...
M2 represents the weight of the shuttlecock
V2 refers to the initial speed of the shuttlecock
2
1
It's ready!
Coach! Come and eat some hotpot!
Are you serious, I'm trying to teach you badminton and you guys are having hotpot.
Quiet!
I hear the sound of knives.
Who's is it?
Come out!
Good morning class.
Stay behind the yellow line.
But
today
is a good day to change.
Come here.
Over here.
You
cut it!
Come on.
I said cut it!
Not like this!
I have a dream.
This world is already full of troublesome
potassium, too many condom
tourism, pendulum
and aluminium.
Let me show you why.
Normally you think my theories are hard to understand.
The way Master put it
is to incorporate my theories and your understanding.
What master is saying is use your shoulder to lead your elbow
your elbow to lead your wrist into the full swing.
Move away you stupid cripple!
If you don't cut it, I will!
Now I'm not going to cut the pork, I'm going to cut you!
'Pm going to cut you! Alright! Alright!
If you guys don't cut it, Let me do it!
Give it here
shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist
stupid...
Come on let's do it together
shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist
shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist
shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist.
That's it! “Bi-lateral rotational theory"!
Shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist
shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist
come, eat some more!
It's good food!
Shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist
shoulder to lead your elbow
elbow to lead your wrist.
Really appreciate the effort coach.
What do you think? The guys weren't too bad?
Honestly, you guys have next to no basic skills
none of you guys can DEV
starting from the basics
it will take to long to achieve
that bad.
Why did you like badminton?
Why did you choose something
that you weren't that good at?
Then why do you start playing again?
I...I've got my reason.
One time I saw a meteorite fall from the sky
it was shaped like a shuttlecock.
Then an alien chased me until I got to your club.
Then I met you guys
I think it's a sign from above
that I need to start playing again.
A homeless bum as an alien, totally irrelevant.
Wether it's a meteorite or an alien it doesn't matter.
It's just a reason so you can
do what you like to do again
whatever path you take.
You don't need a reason.
When people
get to a certain juncture in their life
they will need to change.
I believe
if your not good at something and the more people that laugh at you
the more you have to do it.
Brother Dan.
Drink it...
Hey!
Leave Master alone!
Finding a drunk as your coach is not the brightest idea
sister
I spent a fortune to get this professional coach
don't know if you know him?
Your old teammate, whose career you ended.
He is my coach now.
Long time no see.
Today I have come to challenge you.
If you can beat me, I'll let him go.
If you don't know how to play, why don't you just ask him
how are we supposed to play in this wind condition?
For today I specially made a steel shuttlecock
so I can train my smashing power!
I will take revenge for last time
shit
didn't get your face
teach you not to look down on me
I challenge you to a showdown
one month later.
The Fantastic 5 Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships
my reward
is beating you dumb cunts.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why the fuck are you sleeping here?
What happens if a small child falls over you?
Wah! What the fuck did you eat?
Wai! Stop it!
Your still puking!
Have you finished puking yet?
Fuck your tits!
You've puked all over me!
Are you fucking serious.
Go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Stop right there!
What now?
What do you want? What do you think your doing?
Stop
arrrgh!
Got a spark?
No!
How can a person live life without a spark?
I do.
What time is it?
- What time is it? - Six.
Six o'clock!
Six...
You motherfucker you stole my cigarettes!
Hold back!
- We go! - Why?
When I say go, we go!
He's is a legend, you won't be able to beat him!
Ping is going to have a hell of time washing this out, hope she don't resign.
He's speaking Chinese again, is he back?
He should be
that was a long sleep!
You are right
it is time to change.
Starting from tomorrow
I will be your coach!
As they say.
A pig's vagina is still meat!
Every single one of you
are all born with a special talent.
It's just that you don't realise it!
I
Master Champion Chik
today I will first clear all your chakras
by inviting the 19 districts.
The Four Feathers!
To challenge you.
New Territories West!
Lei Muk Shu!
Lam Tin!
Tuen Mun!
We are the...
Four Feathers!
Good! Good! Good!
Arrgh! I'm just a grandma.
As they say if you want to see more things
you go up 1 floor.
Now we've gone up 2 floors
must be even better.
What you need these for?
Out of all the students,
your the least coordinated.
How about this...
don't play...
blind and crippled
I need to train you to be he's eyes
every time there is a full moon.
On the roof top over there an old women
will come out naked to get some moon rays
also getting moon rays for her abalone
let me teach you a technique.
The blinded hero invisible shuttle technique.
You help me keep an eye on her
every full moon, check to see if her abalone is darker
and it's grade.
When I said don't play I mean for you to work out the tactical strategies
at a unexpected moment
while defending staunchly surprise them by attacking, turning the Eb into Flow
just imagine the shuttlecock has grown to an enormous size.
In front of the net and is slowly rising
uncontrollable, rolling around on it's axis
then you get the shuttle and with all your strength... push!
And stuff it into you opponents face
smash it until it's buried into the ground
when the shuttle rises you smash it.
This is called Rising Shuttle Buried Cock.
Why are you training everyone
but not me?
You're badminton is fine.
Eating junk food again
you'll die of obesity.
Why did you stop me from beating the drunk?
20 years ago.
He was a legend of badminton
the irrepressible Master Champion Chik.
At that time he was ranked no. 5 in the National Team.
With him coaching
victory may not be that easy.
We need to start the intense part of the training
when advancing you can attack
when retreating you must defend
when the water reach the gates
keep on pushing through.
When you have cleared your mind and body
all turmoil will disappear.
Amitabha Buddha.
Master
the old lady
the abalone has 6 heads, 6 heads!
Keep it up
faster
keep your core, clench your arse!
Reignite the fire within
and it will feel like a poisonous serpent rising from the ocean's depth.
Control it.
Don't let it control you.
As they say if you plant a melon you get a melon, you plant
beans you get beans.
If you keep eating the candy I will smack your arse.
Dan's team wins!
Is it you coach?
Yeah.
Tired?
I know.
It's been hard work for you
appreciate it
but
sweating it all out
and using all your energy.
I know we haven't progressed to much
but
compared to my past
I feel more
grounded as a person.
Yeah
you are more grounded
you guys have even improved as well.
Yeah.
For me I can't reach 1/3 of the standard I was at 10 years ago
I've wasted most of my life.
No matter how many waves.
No matter the wind, snow and rain.
No matter the endless battle.
Take a hold of my hands, stand tall, I will get to where you are.
Listen to me
I do have a plan.
Next week we go to Macau.
You're here
Brian is here
we have our insider and our outsider
we can't do this without you!
I told you we'd wait for you!
Speed.
Passion.
A sport that is incomparable.
Badminton,
A tournament so incomparable and so unrivalled.
The first ever
Asia - Pacific.
The Fantastic 5 Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships
TV Tournament!
Follow your dreams
and you can conquer the world.
Master
the game is tomorrow
why are we here today.
The producer of the tournament called and
said our team was really strong
and specially arranged some interviews for us
also he invited us to dinner tonight.
Why don't we catch a taxi?
Taxi?
You can get a taxi in Macau?
Then pigs can fly backwards on Sundays.
Grandma Mui
I need to step away and do something
it'll be alright, just tell them you don't know where I am.
Don't make me lose face!
Hi - keep your cool
I am the producer and host of The Fantastic 5 Badminton Championships.
Benny - Master Champion Chik.
Nice to meet you...
Former National Team player
also a Vietnamese Badminton Team
representative's special guest coach's assistant.
You must be Mr. Lau Dan.
- Nice to meet you... - Nice to meet you...
The previous Soviet Union rocket base.
We've visited there before.
Actually we have all your backgrounds
I've gone through them all.
After being released from prison
you all later become professional athletes.
You guys are the good feel story our programme needs.
During the Bin Laden Operation.
We also trained the Navy Seals...
to play badminton.
Oh... I've heard that one before
everyone please take a seat.
Today is actually quite simple.
All we want you guys to do is relax a bit before the tournament.
Both President Kennedy and President Nixon have been to my house.
Oh, is that so...
come... come... grab a drink... cheers
cheers... cheers
cheers... come... cheers
I don't drink.
Maybe you guys shouldn't drink either.
Keung... Cheung.
Bring Champion Chik into the room for a private interview...
Got it, got it!
This way please...
Please help yourself, please...
cheers... cheers.
Where did you go just now?
I just saw some good rackets
I thought I'd go buy them for you guys.
Miss. Ng
I have been watching you play ever since I was young.
Seeing you two together
made me think of those passionate stories about life struggles.
It gave me an idea!
Why don't we add a little extra to the interview...
Why don't we have you guys holding your rackets and dance
to show the spirit of your indomitable partnership.
Dancing?
Dancing!
Come on, let's dance!
Dance!
Why didn't the guy kiss her back?
Brother Dan.
Like you said before...
You didn't know why.
You would
decide to play badminton.
So...
I don't know why I would...
you know...
what about you...
do you feel... you know...
What are you doing?
It's nothing...
we shoot it first but we will edit it out later
shooting nothing?
We are here to play badminton
hey, so what now'?
I just want to play badminton!
Hello?
Brother
I'm in Macau
I know...
I saw the commercial.
Tomorrow
give it your best.
I don't want to play
o.k.
If you don't want to play then come back home.
Why aren't you mad at me?
Before you never
wanted to do anything
just sitting around like a bag of shit
like a corpse rotting in the ground
isn't it better now?
You've changed.
Whatever you do I will always support you.
If you don't want to play
just come home...
I'll wait for you for dinner.
If you want to play
I'll grab a stool
and sit in the front row
and watch you play.
Good?
This time you decide.
You don't need to think so much.
If you play.
Play for yourself.
Charge!
We'd like to report in.
What's the name?
Lau Dan One Spirit Club.
- So is your full team here? - What's wrong...
Yeah, we're missing one
but we can handle it
I'm sorry
but the rules stipulate you need your full team before I allow you in
miss... miss
our team member is on the way
hey, I am very close with your producer...
we're the top seeded team in this tournament
look, I'm not involved in the TV production side.
My job is to do registration.
If not all your team members are here, then I can't let you in.
What are you saying?
You only responsible for the registration?
Eh! Calm down!
- Wait your full team. - So what does that mean,
this is ridiculous!
There's me as well.
Welcome to the first ever Asia-Pacific Fantastic 5.
Badminton Championships.
Let me first introduce the rules.
The Fantastic 5
is a five match sudden death playoff.
Each team selects 2 players
to play in a doubles format.
The first team to 11 points initiates the player change
all teams are expected to change players
until one of the teams
reach 21 points to become the champions!
Alright!
Please give a big round of applause!
For the Fantastic 5 Badminton Championship. Let the games begin
stop work! No more work!
Sister is playing!
Come over!
Everybody.
Today we tell the world.
Why we are different!
Let's not worry about it! Charge!
Kill!
You have been surrounded!
Put down the weapons!
Put down the weapons! Put down the weapons!
Put down the weapons!
Don't move! Don't move!
Put down the weapons! Put down the weapons!
Lau Dan
you thieves and now you want to play badminton...
You must love prison food!
Arrest them! Arrest them! Arrest them!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Benny!
I am Lancy.
We got them! We got them!
Ladies and gentlemen
we have Lau Dan and his cohorts under house arrest!
Definitely a fragile time for them at this moment
the truth will always prevail!
Fuck your tits!
Always framing the innocent!
You use to be like that!
How was I supposed to know back then?
Hope you liked our opening,
warming up to the main event!
We know Lau Dan One Spirit Club are good sports and have a sense of fun!
It's time to get your rackets
and get on the court, Lau Dan One Spirit Club!
Here we go! Here we go!
Let's give a round of applause to.
Lau Dan One Spirit Club!
And on your side who would their opponent be?
They are the Police League
can we give them a round of applause!
Police League! Police League! Police League!
And our 3rd main event competitor for tonight is
led by Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung.
Fury Team!
They are also our biggest sponsor for tonight!
Let's give them a loud round of applause!
Incredible!
They are definitely an impressive collection of badminton's elite
this will be an epic sudden death playoff!
Let's not waste anymore time!
Let's play!
When there is darkness, there is light!
Where there is righteousness, there is the Police League!
Will immediately play the core of darkness.
Lau Dan One Spirit Club.
This will an epic live battle to the death!
Go Police League.
Go home you loser!
Invalid serve.
She's not that good!
Do you need to change tactics?
Keep hitting it to her!
O.k.
Stay focused!
Slow down your breathing!
Believe in yourself.
Shut everything out!
Just give up! I'll kill you!
Have you jeered enough!
It's not even your turn to play, calm down.
Calm down!
Why are you so calm?
I didn't turn it on!
With all that jeering how do we play?
Let me do it! I'll play!
Don't be distracted!
Put it on!
Hurry up! Your wasting our time!
What time is it?
I have a sauna appointment!
Nice shot!
Dan is able to calm Beast Ng
therefore controlling the tempo.
If Beast Ng can show her talents
the game is ours!
Good shot!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Nice one! Good shot!
That's it!
That's that's how you play!
Trust yourself!
Now bring what you learnt at training and bring it to the big stage!
Turn jeers into cheers!
Louder!
Do you guys know how to play?
We supported you guys for so long!
Why don't you go eat shit!
She's on!
This result is unbelievable!
Lau Dan One Spirit Club reached 11 points first!
Now according to the game rules.
Each team has to change it's players!
Don't be so cocky, we're not finished yet!
Prepare to go down!
That side blind man!
What? Even the blind play now!
Put on your glasses first, it would be much easier!
What you laughing at?
Better play well!
Don't drag me down!
What is up with this?
One guy is blind!
One guy is crippled!
Hey! Help him pick up the shuttle!
Are we playing?
Come on!
Why is he closing his eyes?
Master.
Secret
it actually works!
Kwun closes his eyes
purposely to distract the opponent
and to mask he's next move.
Chiu has his eyes wide open.
So he can secretly scan and control the court
these are the diversionary tactics.
This is our secret!
Good!
This is the chemistry you get from these 2 losers!
My shoelace
oh.
Be really quick
thanks.
(Brother Crazy Dog: Chiu are you there yet?)
(Brother Crazy Dog: Everything is set! Hurry up!)
We won!
Let's take a photo! Let's take a photo!
They won! They won! They won!
Sister your so incredible!
After a round of exciting matches.
Fury Team led by Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung.
Are sitting as the main favourites
without losing a single match
and should cruise to the finals.
Screw the tournament, just get it over with.
We're in Macao, I want a "happy ending" tonight.
Ping, take a rest, I'm getting a "happy ending“ tonight."
On the other side.
Lau Dan One Spirit Club is also flying through!
They have won 3 games in a row!
One more game and they make the finals!
Amazing!
The winner is Lau Dan One Spirit Club.
Congratulations! Lau Dan One Spirit Club!
Lau Dan One Spirit Club you get to advance!
Aiyah! It's starting!
It's starting.
Ping! Ping!
Put down the bottles
o.k.
Big news! Big news!
This time it's real Big News!
We received special news
that Our main sponsor and our main event team's leader.
Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung.
Has had something big happen at his house!
How big?
You take a look!
Ladies and gentleman.
This is Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung.
On my to the tournament
my home was robbed
they stole a large amount of my fortune
the suspects
are in this stadium.
The following clip
is recorded by my godmother Ping
in this video you can clearly see Lau Dan.
Lam Chiu, Ma Kwun, these 3 people
are always in my backyard
sneaking around.
We also found a stack of photos of a gold shop in Macau.
They claim to be hereto purely play badminton.
When in fact it's a cover, so they can rob us!
I've already reported the situation to the police
but before they are arrested
I will use my rack
to bring justice down on these thieves!
This time we have 2 real nemesis
real arch enemies.
Today's tournament
is promising to be an epic battle.
I told you guys you were thieves!
Wait till I finish this tournament
once I get the evidence I will get you all arrested.
You better have some evidence.
You came to Macau
to do a big heist with Brother Crazy Dog.
What are you talking about?
I saw it with my own eyes, he called your phone.
Also.
Last time when the village had a robbery.
We got beaten
because of you.
You've always kept in touch with him.
You shouldn't play badminton.
You should just go back to stealing.
We've been brothers for over 20 years
- and you still don't believe me. - I believe you.
Go back to stealing.
When I first started stealing, your the one who taught me.
When I started playing badminton it is because you said to.
Why do we do this?
Because we support you!
You tell me to go steal!
Sure! I'll go steal!
Chiu!
You enroll us into these circus shows
making us be on camera and acting like a clown!
You think this is really fun?
Your being laughed at, your being jeered!
You ask him!
You ask him if he wanted to do this.
You've said enough already!
Where are you going?
I am going to steal!
Brother Dan.
Do you know how long it took Chiu and I to learn the secret tactic?
We don't know what we like or don't like!
But we want to change!
The truth, Brother Crazy Dog looked for me as well.
At this moment time you can't break the team.
Finally we get to the main final!
Presenting Lau Dan One Spirit Club
and Fury Team.
Give them a big round of applause.
Fury Team.
Please.
Lau Dan One Spirit Club.
Brother Dan and the boys haven't come back yet.
Don't worry, just keep playing
just like normal, give it your all!
One look at us and you know we have nobody left
I'll take care of it! Just get out there!
Keep it together!
You Sloth.
Ping!
Go for it.
First time in Macau?
No.
First time for me.
'Really? 'Yeah
- I've noticed a problem already. - What?
You can never get a taxi in this town!
I mean, none
I was standing in front of a hotel for 15 hours.
Literally 15 hours, no taxis.
I mean you can get a hooker
hookers are everywhere.
They look like they're discussing their tactical plan.
What should we do?
Let's take it one point at a time
oh...
come, come, come.
When Dan's not playing they've fallen to pieces!
Let me smash this!
Oww!
It really hurts!
Owww!, it really really hurts!
Grandma Mui, are you alright?
Hey! Stop pretending
I was aiming to hit outside the box!
You don't need to cover it, it's fine
what's wrong?
Where did he hit you? Where does it hurt?
Wow! What happened?
You're not having a period are you?
If you're having your period , you shouldn't come and play
but
at your age
don't see any signs of menpause
get some rest and use some pads!
I shouldn't of hit it there so early!
You said you will hit it inside the box
I wasn't meant to hit it there
but the box is so big!
So what do we do now?
What do we do?
Ehh!
I guess it's time I go out there...
I, Champion Chik
went from no.1 on the National Team
to no. 3
no. 5
then went into prison.
These last few years
stealing, conning, robbing
pillaging
burning and murdering
assaulting
raping
gang raping
sodomizing
pre-meditated raping
drug raping.
I have thought of doing
but for what?
Because I gave up on myself!
So I can punish and torture myself
and to prove I don't love badminton anymore!
And badminton doesn't love me!
But I saw you guys so determined
something reignited the spark within me!
Allow me to use my being
to become a great wall to protect and defend you all!
And tell the whole world.
Champion Chik is not a loser!
It was I who invented badminton
as well as baseball.
Fuck your tits! You dumb cunt!
How you going to play in you slippers?
You can't wear slippers to play?
No!
Here's a present
dumb cunt
he didn't have to throw it so far
he must be a little crazy.
Don't be afraid!
We'll crush him.
Let's get revenge for grandma's broken "beep beep“."
He bored me so much it made me want to cry.
Who is he anyway?
Champion Chik was the National Team's no.1 Great Human Wall
to get a point of him
is going to be a struggle.
Today I really feel like challenging him!
Do you have a spark?
You can't smoke here!
You can't live life without a spark!
Champion Chik.
Former National Team player.
A disciple, Wong Loong Wai.
Former lifeguard department Chinese cuisine division representative
go back to your side!
- I said go back to your side! - It is my pleasure.
On Saturdays we have 20% discount.
On Sundays we have 5% discount.
What are you doing?
He's incredible!
Master! Could you not do that?
I told you once a thief, always a thief!
He's a natural!
Come on!
See! I told you we would have all the talent here!
To take down 3 casinos in unison!
I want to see how many police it will take to handle us!
Take a seat wherever you like!
I came here to tell you.
I am not coming with you on the job!
Don't look for me again!
Hey!
Been brothers for a long time
your not really saying that?
I am not brothers with you!
If you look for me again, I'll call the police!
What are saying!
Has playing badminton turned you delirious?
Call the police!
What do you think you are the police hotline!
You know where our hideout is!
You know our entire plan!
Haa! Going to to call the police?
How are you going to get away?
If I couldn't get away.
Would you think I would come?
Champion Chik's defense is almost non-existent
a wet tissue would even be stronger!
Any more barrages and Beast Ng will not be able to withstand this onslaught!
Whao!
Unbelievable, a master stroke
what strategy!
Today we get to witness the legendary Champion Chik!
This is mind blowing!
Great Shot!
Whao! He's one of ours!
Sm!
Go! Get out there!
Whao!
He's got a gas tank!
Careful!
No gunfire!
It will explode!
What's so funny?
What are you laughing about?
Hold your fire!
No gunfire!
Get out!
I told you I have nothing to do with him!
That's why I came to get you back to play badminton!
Champion Chik is the Great Human Wall!
With Champion Chik's defense and Beast Ng's constant attack
they are clawing they're way back 1 point at a time!
This is an epic struggle!
Nice shot!
FULL STRIKE!
Yours!
Yes.
Am I hard enough
the Great Wall.
Hard!
Ohhh...
they used body doubles!
They do look professional...
hey! Hey! Hey!
How can I help you?
You dead corpse rotting in the ground, get away!
Is it when they get to 11 points, they need to change players.
If they don't, they will be disqualified right?
You're right! When they reach 11 points there will be flashing lights
that turns white
if by then they haven't changed players, they are disqualified!!
Good!
Good crab boy!
"What does “good crab boy" mean?
How the hell should I know?
Move!
You don't think, you're just going to walk out of here!
You can see how many of us are here!
A gas tank!
We'll still beat you without our guns
breaking news, Lau Dan is missing form the the arena!
Just one more point and the teams need to change players.
If Lau Dan does not get back in time and make the change
they will have to forfeit the match!
Wow! Do you think
he can come back in time?
Let's sit back.
Let them serve.
We don't return serve Let them win!
And we're champions without raising a racket!
No!
We are professional athletes!
We have the spirit of a true sportsman!
If you want to use these types of tactics to win
then why the fuck did you ask me to train you.
For what? What the hell for?
Your right?
I hate people looking down on me!
I will win with pride and honour.
Bring it on!
Yes! Yes!
You have witnessed the mark of a true sportsman
for sure, for sure!
We all hope Lau Dan can make it back in time!
Go!
It's a sign from above!
I want to play badminton again!
All I want to do is play badminton.
When we were released what did we say.
We have to start a fresh!
Brother Dan.
This is the last time.
(No matter how many waves)
(No matter the wind, snow and rain)
(No matter the endless battle)
Why did you like badminton?
Why did you choose something
that you weren't good at?
Then why did you start playing badminton again?
(Make your every desire come true)
I was a big thief
that became a professional athlete
along the way
there definitely a lot of sacrifices.
(Take a hold of my hands, stand tall, )
Master always said to Brother Dan.
From this moment on.
Fight back! Fight back!
Turn Eb into Flow!
(to give your path light.)
When I first started stealing, your the one who taught me
I started playing badminton because you said to.
Why do we do this?
Because we support you!
(Fight off everything that blocks you)
Allow me to use my being
to become a great wall to protect and defend you all!
And tell the whole world.
Champion Chik is not a loser!
(I give them to you)
if your not good at something
and the more people that laugh at you
the more you have to do it.
(Take a hold of my hands, stand tall, )
(and burn bright and strong)
(Keep my love burning bright, )
(to give your path light)
(I will clear the pathway)
(Fight off everything that blocks you)
(Sacrifice all of my love and pain)
(I give them to you)
Oh... Shit!
Aiyah!
The arena lights are flashing!
If Lau Dan can not get back in time
and make the change.
Fury Team
will win the Championship.
What the hell?
What the hell is happening?
How the hell can they be disqualified?
I ask you!
Fuck your tits
I'm going to call them and make a complaint! I need to make a complaint!
Get away!
I'm so sorry!
Even though you got here.
The time has run out!
You guys have already lost!
Congratulations!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
You have done it! You are the Champions!
Congratulations, To the Champions!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Tonight our Champions are.
Fury Team!
Lau Dan One Spirit Club.
We're really sorry!
Go home...
This is Benny again!
And Lancy.
Wasn't tonight's tournament absolutely incredible?
It was absolutely amazing! I really didn't want it to end...
we can't do anything about that.
Because The Fantastic 5
Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships.
Has finally come to a end! What an epic night!
Tonight's tournament was full of drama
twists and turns, unpredictable outcomes.
But.
Where there are Losers, there are winners!
Let us introduce to you 2005.
Mens Singles China Badminton Champion.
Bao Chun lai.
We also have 2009 Women's world no.1.
Badminton Queen Wang Lin!
Please give them a warm ovation!
World class athletes!
Incredible! Incredible!
And now for our champions of tonight.
Led by Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung.
Fury Team!
Whoo! Please give them a round of applause!
Let's invite.
World champion Bao Chun Lai will present the trophy to our champions of tonight.
Wow! This is such a big moment
incredible! Just incredible!
Wow! Amazing!
Let's interview the champions about how they saw the night!
I wonder how they are feeling at this moment?
You talk...
Let's get a few words from the coach then.
It's a happy feeling...
Thanks so much coach! Ah... ah... ah.
Ping.
I always thought I was a champion...
so people wouldn't look down on me again...
in hindsight...
I feel there's not much difference
eh!
So what?
Training so hard...
sweating, toiling, hurting
but I feel so grounded
just can't explain why...
you have grown up.
Ping
thank you so much!
A miracle
ls what happened to these athletes.
Miracles do happen!
When will it be yours?
Ladies and Gentlemen.
See you again!
Hey Champion Chik.
- Champion Chik! - Who?
Long time no see
he is the one I've been talking about
the top player in the national team
my pleasure to meet you
he can't live without badminton
he even says badminton was invented by him
nah nah
I saw your game
not bad
wanna...
have one game?
Play with National Team?
Let's play - good
change
you sure?
Good!
Sm!
In the last century, in the year 1870
the summer.
My ancestor.
General Chik Kai Kwong
and my great great grandma.
Jaime Chik.
Broke tradition
and collaborated
on a Large Scale.
Outdoor
theatrical, musical and dance episode.
The Electric 3D Swan Lake in technicolor.
I was so honoured to be a part of the musical.
My role in the play was to play an electron
although my role may seemed insignificant.
My influence was far reaching.
Unfortunately
because of the bad weather.
The observatory announced
all outdoor activities were cancelled.
Even though this incident in history
is insignificant.
It traumatized
and mentally scarred me
therefore I feel that all people
deserve to have some kind of normal leisure activities.
I feel I have to express... l invented...
Badminton